— EST · MI · 2026 —

SLAPZ

INDOOR FLOWER · MICHIGAN · DROP 01 / FALL 26
// 01 — MANIFESTO
SOME BAGS HIT.
MOST DON'T.
OURS SLAPZ. PERIOD.
// IT SLAPS OR IT DOESN'T — SLAPZ.MI
// 02 60,000 SQ FT · MI

THE ROOM.

60,000 square feet of indoor canopy in Michigan. LED at full intensity. 30-day cure floor. Hand-trim only. The room is the answer.

// WALKTHROUGH · DROP 01 · UNCUT

OPEN A BAG.
THIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM.

Flower room canopy under LED grid.
// 01 / FLOWER ROOM
Long perspective down rows of canopy.
// 02 / BENCH
Vertical close-up of LED bars.
// 03 / LED BARS
Wide low-angle canopy.
// 04 / CANOPY
LED ceiling above canopy.
// 05 / CEILING
Late-flower close-up with team.
// 06 / HARVEST
Tissue culture on racks.
// 07 / TISSUE CULTURE
Tissue culture library.
// 08 / TC LIBRARY

OUR STORY.

They thought cannabis culture in Michigan was dead.

We’re here to put that to bed.

The culture is why we’re all here. The culture is the reason we all stayed. The culture is how we move forward.

TOGETHER.
— COREY LORD
// 04 DROP 01 · FALL 2026 FLOWER · 4 STRAINS

DROP 01.

Four strains. Hand-trimmed. Grown in the room. None ship unless they slap.

GMO flower close-up.
// 01
STRAIN 01 · INDICA

GMO

27% THC

Garlic. Onion. Fuel. Heavy hand. Sleeps you in.

  • 3.5G POUCH
  • FALL 26
  • SLAPS
Cereal Milk flower close-up.
// 02
STRAIN 02 · HYBRID

CEREAL MILK

24% THC

Sweet cream. Vanilla. Soft funk on the back end. Daytime hitter.

  • 3.5G POUCH
  • FALL 26
  • SLAPS
Guava Gelato flower close-up.
// 03
STRAIN 03 · HYBRID

GUAVA GELATO

23% THC

Tropical, candy on top, gas backbone. Sneaks up on you.

  • 3.5G POUCH
  • FALL 26
  • SLAPS
Pure Michigan flower close-up.
// 04 · FLAGSHIP
STRAIN 04 · INDICA-LEAN

PURE MICHIGAN.

29% THC

House cross. Won't ship anywhere else. The room's loudest expression.

  • 3.5G POUCH
  • FALL 26
  • FLAGSHIP
// 05 BEANZ SEEDS · FOR THE GROWERS

BEANZ.

OUR BEANZ. SLAP.

The same genetics from the room. In your hands. 10 beanz per pack. Regs only. No fems. Hunt your own pheno.

SLAPZ BEANZ lineup — five pixel-art seed packs in lava, ice, magenta, sunset, and emerald colorways.
// LOOKBOOK · DROP 01 · 5 PACKS
10Beanz / Pack
REGSOnly · No Fems
F4Stabilized
USShips Wide

YOU GROW IT.
IT SLAPZ.

Every pack pulled from a mother in our room. Same genetics that fill the bags. We’re handing the work over — you finish it. If your room hits, the flower hits.

// SLAPZ BEANZ · FOR THE GROWERS · NATIONAL

// 06 THE LINEUP DROP 01 · ALL FORMATS

THE LINEUP.

Packaging. Apparel. Lookbook. One brand world. Same wordmark on every surface.

// 06.A

PACKAGING

3.5G POUCH · VAPE · TIN · PRE-ROLL
SLAPZ packaging lineup: 3.5g pouch, vape cartridge, rosin tin, pre-roll tube.
// SLAPS IN EVERY FORMAT
// 06.B

APPAREL

TEE · CAP · HOODIE
SH*T SLAPZ. PERIOD.
SLAPZ apparel flat-lay: hoodie, tee, flatbill cap, sweatpants.
// FLAT-LAY · DROP 01
SLAPZ editorial lookbook: hoodie front, varsity denim back.
// LOOKBOOK · DROP 01
// 07 WHOLESALE INTAKE OPEN

WHOLESALE.

Buying for a Michigan dispensary? Open a bag. If it slaps you’ll know. We’ll talk.

// 07.A · FLOWER

DISPENSARIES

3.5G pouches. Vape. Rosin tin. Pre-roll. Drop 01 ships fall 26 across Michigan. Sample requests welcome.

WHOLESALE@SLAPZ-MI.COM
// MICHIGAN ONLY
// 07.B · BEANZ

DIRECT + DISPOS

10-pack regs. Pulled from the room. Online direct to growers. Dispo placement where legal. Ships US wide.

BEANZ@SLAPZ-MI.COM
// NATIONAL
// SLAPZ.MI · DOMAIN PENDING · INTAKE OPEN
// 08 DROP ALERT FALL 26

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