GMO
Garlic. Onion. Fuel. Heavy hand. Sleeps you in.
YOU GOTTA BE 21+ TO SEE WHAT SLAPS.
60,000 square feet of indoor canopy in Michigan. LED at full intensity. 30-day cure floor. Hand-trim only. The room is the answer.
OPEN A BAG.
THIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM.








They thought cannabis culture in Michigan was dead.
We’re here to put that to bed.
The culture is why we’re all here. The culture is the reason we all stayed. The culture is how we move forward.
Four strains. Hand-trimmed. Grown in the room. None ship unless they slap.
Garlic. Onion. Fuel. Heavy hand. Sleeps you in.
Sweet cream. Vanilla. Soft funk on the back end. Daytime hitter.
Tropical, candy on top, gas backbone. Sneaks up on you.
House cross. Won't ship anywhere else. The room's loudest expression.
The same genetics from the room. In your hands. 10 beanz per pack. Regs only. No fems. Hunt your own pheno.
Every pack pulled from a mother in our room. Same genetics that fill the bags. We’re handing the work over — you finish it. If your room hits, the flower hits.
// SLAPZ BEANZ · FOR THE GROWERS · NATIONAL
Packaging. Apparel. Lookbook. One brand world. Same wordmark on every surface.
Buying for a Michigan dispensary? Open a bag. If it slaps you’ll know. We’ll talk.
3.5G pouches. Vape. Rosin tin. Pre-roll. Drop 01 ships fall 26 across Michigan. Sample requests welcome.
WHOLESALE@SLAPZ-MI.COM10-pack regs. Pulled from the room. Online direct to growers. Dispo placement where legal. Ships US wide.
BEANZ@SLAPZ-MI.COMFirst to know when bags drop. First to know when beanz ship. Drop 01 — Fall 2026. No spam. We’ll holler when it slapz.