// PRESS KIT EDITORIAL · ASSETS · CONTACT UPDATED FALL 2026

PRESS KIT.

Files, boilerplate, and assets for editors covering Michigan cannabis culture and the SLAPZ launch. Drop these straight into your CMS. We won’t make you ask twice.

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ONE-LINE

FOR HEADLINE WRITERS

Indoor cannabis flower from a 60,000 sq ft Michigan room. Founded 2026 by Corey Lord. This slaps. Period.

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BOILERPLATE

SHORT + LONG · COPY-PASTE READY

// SHORT · 50 WORDS

SLAPZ is a Michigan-based indoor cannabis brand. Founded in 2026 by operator Corey Lord, the brand launches with four hand-trimmed prepack 8ths in fall 2026. The slang is the brand. This slaps. Period.

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SLAPZ is a Michigan indoor cannabis brand built on a single piece of cultural knowledge: the word the customer already uses. “Slaps” is what buyers say when a bag hits. SLAPZ owns the term as the name on the bag.

The brand operates a 60,000 sq ft indoor room in Michigan with a 30-day cure floor and hand-trim only. Drop 01 ships fall 2026 across Michigan dispensaries as prepack 8ths in four strains. Vape, rosin, and pre-roll formats roll out in Drop 02+.

Founded by Corey Lord, multi-venture cannabis operator. The room behind SLAPZ has kept lights on through a Michigan market that gutted half the operators in this state.

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FOUNDER

CITABLE BIO

Corey Lord is a multi-venture cannabis operator and founder of SLAPZ. He launched SLAPZ in 2026 to build a brand that says exactly what it is, in the language the buyer already speaks. He lives in Michigan.

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